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Tarn is a bad guy who has little qualms doing bad guy things to other people. Tarn also has magical robot bag guy powers.

Comment if you're un/comfortable with any of the following:

Tarn has the ability to manipulate sparks with the vocal range of his voice. (With player permission) he can for ex: cause HUGE AMOUNTS OF PAIN STRAIGHT INTO THEIR ROBOT SOUL or even kill people this way (if they are spark-powered) CAN HE MESS WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S SPARK? (Provided they have one) Y|N?.
Tarn is also a tough cookie + a genius at sadism, CAN HE HURT YOUR CHARACTERS? Y|N?
Furthermore, Tarn knows A LOT of trivia about the IDW Decepticons, is there anything you'd like him (Me) to know in particular about your character? I haven't read all of IDW's published stuff, so LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING? Y|N?
Tarn also has this day job (and hobby) where he hunts down (IDW) Decepticon traitors and brutally murders them. I'm not keen on stepping on any toes or barging into existing plots accidentally so WOULD YOU LIKE TO KEEP TARN AWAY FROM YOUR CHARACTER and/or PLOTS? Y|N?

EDIT: Tarn violence now includes violence caused by unfortunate turbofox mauling.

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What's better is that even IF there was a perfect scenario for a days long battle... TARN MIGHT JUST WANDER OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. He kind of sometimes has a really weird short attention span. (More than) Once he was in the middle of killing a dude AND THEN FOR VERY LITTLE REASON, HE JUST ... STOPS... AND THEN WANDERS OFF TO DO SOMETHING ELSE... BECAUSE HE JUST DOESN'T CARE.

Imagine Zer0 getting into the groove of this very dangerous and heavy game of cat and mouse... and then suddenly the robot turns into a tank and drives away... to a coffee shop down the road and gets a robot frappachino.

Oh. My. God. I love it. :D ...and Zer0 brbs to get more bullets and probably by then circumstances happen to one or the other and Zer0's like DAMMIT. Oh god I can see this so well... and it'll probably happen at this rate.

Maybe Zer0 can run into the DJD's GIANT ROTTING METAL ZOMBIE SOUL-EATING WOLF, or Tarn's bestie the GIANT METAL DUDE THAT TURNS INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR WHO CAN SHOOT ENOUGH LIGHTENING TO DISABLE A JAEGER.

Poor Zer0, you just didn't pencil in enough time to take on the DJD into your day planner, did you?

Are you kidding, the DJD had made Zer0's MONTH. Seriously. He lives for this shit. He's totally gonna come back again, once he thinks he has enough guns slash bullets.

Also he really is gonna show up in Kaon asap. As soon as he figures out where it is. XD

Ahaha, it must get difficult to parse since not only are robots crap at naming things, Tarn and his friend Kaon both took their aliases from Cybertronian cities ... that exist in most continuities.

So it's sometimes hard to figure out if someone is talking about the robot sadists, or the robot cities.

You know, I was WONDERING why Tarn sometimes referred to Kaon as a person. That would be because he is! Well done me. XD I just heard 'Kaon' and went 'c i t y ?'

Anyway, yeah. Zer0... god help my poor stupid assassin... is gonna come hunting for Tarn soonish. I'm sure he'll get in everyone's nonexistent hair.

Haha, it's okay! Happens to the best of us! (Also most of us... also most of the characters here too.)
This is our Kaon: http://electriccon.dreamwidth.org/ he's the guy that turns into an electric chair and can shoot lightening.

If it ever comes up, these are the members of the DJD: Tarn, Kaon, Vos, Helex, and Tesarus. They are all cities, and also jackasses.

Haha I look forward to it! In that case, lemme give you a little more info on Tarn's hardiness:
- He's directly stated in canon as being more physically and destructively powerful than both Megatron and Optimus Prime
- He's about ~40 feet tall so he's pretty large but he's far from the largest guy (some of his teammates are WAY bigger than him too)
- Keeping that in mind, this is the Jaegger-sized robot (piloted by another robot) that steps on him. Look for the speech bubble by its foot ... that's Tarn being stomped on.

Why is this important? Because 2 minutes after being stomped on... Tarn gets up, and he's okay. ... And he ain't even mad. I'm thinking this is unusual, and that being stepped on like that might cripple most other Transformers.

- Also... I'm not sure what would happen IF Zer0 was hit by a blast from either of Tarn's double fusion cannons (or his tiny backpack guns). I'm thinking given that Zer0 is the size of a human ... he might just ... evaporate???? That said, I'm sure Zer0 is lithe enough to avoid the shots, but adding this here because maybe it matters, but Tarn shoots laser type energy blasts, so they aren't bullets or shells.

AHAHAHA nope Zer0 does not have that kind of weaponry. His gear should be about as annoying as a normal Transformer's, verging on "a little irritating" when counting slag+corrosive weapons applied to whatever passes for vulnerable areas. (he is his team's sniper. so he'll hit those pretty accurately. eyes, joints, head, stuff.)

Zer0 has weird electric shields, but they CAN be overwhelmed, and if anything's gonna do that, I imagine it would be something like this! Yeah, no, he'd. He might survive the backpack guns' first salvo, but not the second, and definitely not the big guns. Goodbye shields, goodbye health bar, goodbye Zer0, thanks for playing, you're a moron.

Zer0 also has a couple of laser-type weapons! (how many guns does he have? ...well, his game prides themselves on "bazillions of guns." Those exact words.) They don't operate the same as Tarn's, nor are they as powerful (duh), but he's familiar with the concept.

Also: giant robot piloting a gianter robot. Just had to say.

Yeah, corrosive damage and slag damage = Tarn being all: "Ow, my eyes are melting. :( ... what do you mean they're having a bake sale down the street?! Brb." And then just blindly toddling off to go get himself some robot macaroons.

Speaking of snipers, one of Tarn's teammates actually turns into a sniper rifle. In fact, we think it's Kaon that's his team's sniper. SURE KAON MIGHT BE BLIND, BUT THAT SHOULD NEVER STOP A GUY FROM FOLLOWING HIS DREAMS.

Also, also: Mighty Mega Puncher. This is what happens when you let robots name stuff.

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